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notmilk.com

The NOTMILK Homepage! (MILK is a bad-news substance!)

Overview

notmilk.com has been online since at least 2013 and last returned HTTP 406, with 142 recorded homepage checks. It runs on Apache/2.

First seen online2013-05-22 or earlier
Last seen online2025-10-14
Web presence12+ years
StatusHTTP 406
HTTPSno
Homepage titleThe NOTMILK Homepage! (MILK is a bad-news substance!)
Meta descriptionMILK is a deadly poison. Each sip contains growth hormones, fat, cholesterol, allergenic proteins, blood, pus, antibiotic, bacteria and virus
TechnologyApache/2

Profile

notmilk.com has been online for at least 12 years - first seen on 22 May 2013 and most recently on 14 Oct 2025. The site may well be older; 2013 is simply our earliest record of it. Its homepage has been checked 142 times - about 12 per year - a level of activity typical of a modest but maintained site.

The most recent response was HTTP 406 (an error) over HTTP.

The homepage is titled "The NOTMILK Homepage! (MILK is a bad-news substance!)". It describes itself as: "MILK is a deadly poison. Each sip contains growth hormones, fat, cholesterol, allergenic proteins, blood, pus, antibiotic, bacteria and virus". The site is built on Apache/2.

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Frequently asked

How long has notmilk.com been online?
notmilk.com has been online for at least 12 years - first seen on 22 May 2013, and possibly earlier.
Is notmilk.com currently active?
At the last check (14 Oct 2025) notmilk.com returned HTTP 406.
What technology does notmilk.com use?
notmilk.com runs on Apache/2.
How active is notmilk.com?
Its homepage has been checked 142 times between 2013 and 2025 - about 12 per year.

This profile for notmilk.com is compiled from public web data (methodology). Machine-readable: JSON. Updated .